Vel Straga
Esta mañana he visto una paloma a punto de beber en un pequeño charco del suelo, en ese momento otra paloma ha pasado volando por ahí, ha cagado en el aire y la mierda ha caído justo en el charco. La paloma del suelo se ha quedado quieta de inmediato y se ha marchado frustrada. Yo no he podido evitar decir ” A que jode eh, a que jode”.
Cuando los profesores te mandan trabajos como si su asignatura fuera la única

90s90s90s:

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.

malaclasecl:

la historia de mi vida

malaclasecl:

la historia de mi vida

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:

needsmorebassclef:

holymotherofrowling:

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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Anónimo

Gran verdad

(via psyduckscience)